ejaculot:

when u realise left ur assignment at home

sexhaver:

remember when Hillary said she always had hot sauce in her bag after Formation released and everyone was making fun of her for desperately trying to appeal to the youth and not realizing that Beyonce didnt mean literal hot sauce in the song and then some Hillary stan blog crawled out of the woodwork and pulled out receipts proving that she has in fact habitually kept a literal bottle of hot sauce in her purse dating back to at least the early 90s

davekitties:

ezra koenig: take the chapstick. put it on your lips.

everyone:

i-am-a-fish:

marquis-de-creator:

i-am-a-fish:

2019 is gonna be a slutty year I promise you

2019 is gonna be an emo year what are you talking about

why not both?? 2019 is gonna be a slutty emo year

macfoundhispride:

trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days

metadyke:

adhd brain feels like a radio frantically switching stations

(Source: killuabian)

iamwizz:

nourrice:

nourrice:

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“You think attention is love, and that’s why you suffer so deeply.”

— The Better Man Project

ruinedchildhood:

Student Loan Debt: *existing*

Me: *sees Thanos*

Me:

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

cursedcatimages: